Unable to fill orders at this time

At this time (6/19/09) no orders will be able to be taken until 7/19. thank you.

if you want a fully-assembled bike, please contact Justin of Gaijin Productions. (979) 422-8338

(401) 952-7064 Coventry, RI

Hello-

NEW, fully assembled and test-ridden, top-quality motored bicycles, at an affordable price. Motored bikes start at only $465. You can’t hardly find used motored bikes for any less.

The photos of bikes available for build, are found by clicking on the Flickr thumbnail on the right side of this page.

If none of the bikes shown to the right are what you’re looking for, our friends at www.retrocruiserbicycles.com have some killer, vintage-looking hand-built (not factory) cycles and specialty bikes. And they’re painted to your chosen color! How great is that? Plenty of parts available, too. If you want one of those bad boys motored, call/email me for a quote.

100% street-legal! Many states, such as RI and AZ, don’t require any driver license at all. Some states want you to register it. No problem…pay your 40bux, and you’re good for two years.

Your choice: “50″cc (actually 48cc) or “80″cc (actually 70cc) motor.

100+ miles per gallon! No joke. Save many, MANY thousands of dollars riding one of these, instead of beating up your car or truck. How does spending only 3 or 4 dollars a week for fuel sound?

No car? No problem. Costly cab fare? Forget it. Bus doesn’t run where or when you need it? Doesn’t matter. That’s the beauty of a Happy-Time Cycle…the freedom to do what you want.

Easy, easy to ride. Remember, it’s still just a bike.

Why Happy-Time Cycles? Simple….

Only premium motors with wrist-pin roller bearings, NOT bushings, for long-lasting reliability.

Only high-tensile steel-framed beach cruisers…..no aluminum here.

Nobody else does the following things for you:

Optional painted jug/sanded fins, and painted fuel tank to match (or closely resemble) the bike frame. Unless the bike is shiny and black, the last thing you want is a shiny, black fuel tank. Sticks out like a sore thumb. A painted tank makes the entire assembly flow as a single unit.

No holes are drilled to mount motor. That’s important.

Mr. Tuffy’s (optional) tire liner installed, to prevent flats…a must-have!

Did you hear what was said earlier? Repeat: FULLY ASSEMBLED and TEST-RIDDEN. There are no extra charges hidden in the fine print. Shipped bikes have a minimal amount of assembly…handlebars, front wheel, pedals, and seat. All cables and levers still attatched to handlebars. Will take you 5 minutes.

We’ll work with you to find the cheapest mode of shipping. You will only be charged for the actual frieght costs…no ‘handling charges’. Fed Ex will ship a bike from Rhode Island to Tucson, for just over a hundred bucks.

How to order:

Just call or email, and we’ll go from there. When payment is finalized, the bike/motorkit will be ordered immediately and put together. It should be on it’s way to you in 8 or 9 days.

Thanks,

Happy.

happytimecycles@yahoo.com (happytime…no “S”, not happytimes…..)

Anything is possible

Just about any modifications can be made to almost any bike. This is “OINKY”. I used the Black Sabbath for this. A whizzer 1.3gal tank, 70cc motor. .30cal ammo boxes as saddlebags. The paint/clear coat/decals were applied by Berniers Auto Body, Woonsocket, RI (401) 762-5252. They did an excellent job.

Here’s how the boxes were attatched

This is a friend of mine’s bike. A Nirve Deviate, with chopper forks and a full-sized fuel tank.

This is our MB friend, George’s bike. Lots of little (meaning: not hard or expensive) customizations can be done, to make a bike yours.

With enough time and knowledge, there’s no limit to customizing. Below, is George’s three-wheeled motoredbike. The more I look at it, the more I’m wondering if he chopped-up his two-wheel bike, to make the three-wheeler….I see a few of the same parts.

With the right frame, no additional mods needed. This is my pal Vinnie’s red-n-black Stingray, next to my racer, Creep.

A Happy-Time Cycle will haul your carcass at 30 miles per hour. Maybe a little faster, but certainly not less. Unless you’re GIGANTOR. In which case, the 70cc should pull your fat butt just fine.

It’s not only about the bikes….you have to understand the friendships, that are brought about because of motoredbikes. Motoredbike riders are certainly a different breed. Even when we disagree politically or socially, when the chips are down….we all help each other out.

Below, are some pics we took of the 2007 and 2008 SpookyToothCycles Death Races, and 2008 March of the Saguaro Rally.